If you are planning to contact us to sell us your services, please note:

We do not appreciate wasting our time with solicitations from any company we do not initiate communication with.  This includes telephone calls, letters and email.  It's still considered spam even if you call us on the phone and we will treat it as such.  In fact, we especially dislike the solicitation phone calls we constantly receive. In fact, we receive so many solicitation calls we have had to create this page. Sad, isn't it?  We wish we did not have to get to this point, but we get a ridiculous amount of calls (and email) and it interferes with our productivity.  It's a huge waste of time so before you decide to call or email us, read this:

We build websites - and we do a good job of it.  We know how to build sites for optimal search engine placement. We also provide SEO services to our clients. We provide our own hosting and domain names, and if we wanted your software, we'd already have it!

We do not need your services, including:

Outsourcing - we do our own work! We do not appreciate calls from people who think we should outsource our services.  DO NOT CONTACT US!

SEO - we do that too - the RIGHT way so why would we pay you for what we know how to do ourselves? We won't so DO NOT CONTACT US.

Hosting - we provide our own hosting. Why would we pay you more for hosting than we charge our own clients? We won't so DO NOT CONTACT US.

Domain Names - We handle that too, again, a lot cheaper than you charge for it. We won't switch our domains to you.  DO NOT CONTACT US.

Other Products and Services - we either have it, don't need it, or know where to get it if we want it.  WE DO NOT wish to be called constantly by other companies trying to sell us stuff.  It is a waste of our time! DO NOT CONTACT US. 

We're nice people, but there's a good chance that you won't be the first caller of the day and our level of politeness decreases every time we have to stop work for some sales pitch of a product or service that we already have, or simply don't want. If we wanted your services, we'd contact you!

If you still decide that for some reason you are so important that you should ignore this warning and contact us anyway, be warned - if you phone us for the purpose of solicitation we will ask you for your billing information - if you provide your details and are willing to pay our hourly fee, with a 1 hour minimum charge, paid upfront, then we will listen to you.  If you email us with these types of solicitations you WILL BE BILLED. We especially love the email that includes the "we abide by the spam laws' rubbish and the ones that say "we got your email address from your website'. Great, so then you must have read and agreed to our terms concerning solicitation email.  Expect the bill to follow immediately. 

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